-One armed man with a bomb is a terrorist;
-Twenty armed men attacking a government are revolutionaries;
-One thousand armed men in uniforms are patriots.
Irony:
-A one-armed man is usually a forgotten veteran of the Vietnam War.
History:
Recorded history is not so much dependent on the chronicling of events, as it is the perspective of those who record it. (Do you think Japan’s version of the atomic bomb attacks during WWll is the same as Americas’s?)
On Murphy’s Law:
Murphy was an optimist!
Cerasoli‘s Law:
Something to do;
Someone to love;
Something to reach for.
Human Nature:
One man’s mission is another man’s migraine.
Humility:
That's what you learn when you think you’ve become a legend and ‘South Park’ devotes an entire episode to show the world that you’re not.
You've Know You've Wasted Your Money When:
A psychic begins your session by asking you your name.
Thought and Deed:
Those who visualize a brave, new world are dreamers; those who draw up the floor plans are visionaries.
On Laywers:
It's 99% of the lawyers who give the rest of them a bad name!
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